If you've accumulated a lot of stuff and are looking for an outlet for artistic expression that's about to explode, look no further; Sludge Life is a freewheeling, open-world romp where you can roam the seedy streets tagging everything and occasionally you can even take tasteful pictures of cats with two buttholes.

Sludge Life has just launched in the Epic Games store for a totally special price. Zero. Zero. There's a dedicated fart button, and you don't have to dip your hand into your bank account. If you want more than that, you need more realistic expectations. But there's more anyway.

You can do all sorts of exotic activities, from smoking cigarettes to playing basketball. It's wild! And did I mention taking pictures of weird cat butts? Well, you can also shoot other things. Like your own art, for example. There's also the promise of a giant baby. Terrifying.

And if that's not enough, you can stick it out to the man. Your new island is being clamped down on by the corporations, and you can ignore the plight of your fellow sludge-topians (I don't know if they're called that, but it sounds good) and just focus on your career as an up-and-coming street artist, or you can help bring down the corps Or you can. Yes, I agree.

The good news is that it's free for a limited time, but the gift doesn't end for a year.

Anyway, here's the cat with two buttholes.