Rockstar is rewarding everyone who logs into GTA Online during the month of May with GTA$500,000. Sounds like a lot of money, right? No, it doesn't.

It's certainly not nothing, but if you look at GTABase, you'll see that the really high-end rides are going for several times that price. A Grotty Turismo R would look great, a Pegassi Monroe would be more classically styled, and if you wanted to make an honest living, you could probably get a large bus. But if you really want to park your ass on upper-class quality Corinthian leather, you need to get something 500-large or more.

What you can do instead is splurge on a purple or green alien bodysuit, which, according to Screenrant, sell for $330,000 and $358,000 respectively. You might think this price is ridiculous for a neon-colored onesie, but it also gives you the legal right to beat up anyone of any other color wearing the same outfit. (Or maybe they will beat you up, watch out...)

Personally, I'd buy the suit; GTA Online is awash in cars, but how often is the chance to dress in iridescent spandex and participate in the goofiest gang war in video game history offered to you for free? When such an opportunity presents itself, there is no way to pass it up. Whatever you do, you must keep in mind that this is free money: simply log into the game and your money will be automatically deposited into your Maze Bank account within 7 days.

That's not all that's going on in GTA Online right now. Nightclubs are 40% off, business battles triple GTA$ and RP rewards, and Diamond Casino has a new podium vehicle: the Pegassi Reaper, a stylish hypercar that normally costs $1.6 million. More details can be found at rockstargames.com.