I've downloaded a lot of weapon mods for Skyrim over the past 8 years, but none have been as epic and intimidating as "chairs" XvomTheMad's mod is literally just a chair, but it is solidly built and quite deadly.

Carrying a chair instead of a large sword or a powerful axe tells those around you that you no longer need conventional weapons. Like a bullseye, but without throwing it or getting hit by a daredevil.

The chair is not a magical artifact made of Dwemer bones that you can unearth in the dungeon. But again, it just makes you look more badass. Someone tells you there is a dragon, so you grab a chair from home and get to work.

It's also quite large, so people will know that you are very strong to walk around with it on your back all day. It couldn't possibly be comfortable.

There are two versions of the mod. One has 20 damage and the other has 737 damage. Wrestling has taught me that the chair is the ultimate weapon. It's easy to modify.

If carrying around a weaponized chair excites you, why not try some other humble object, like these wagon wheels?

Watch out, arduin.

If you feel like messing around with Skyrim, here's a list of Skyrim's best mods.