With the arrival of cars in Fortnite, it makes sense that Epic would celebrate it (and encourage players to drive recklessly) by adding new skins to the item store.

This Wednesday, with the 13.40 update, an appropriately titled "dummy" skin dropped in the Fortnite item store. A cute one. I especially like the orange scarf, the skinny little torso, and the adorable eyebrows. He's also in the latest trailer that plays when you launch the game.

The dummy is currently available for 1,200 V-bucks, but you can also get the "Wrong Turn" back bling. This is like an off-brand steering wheel controller that the lady at your local Radio Shack buys for you. Seeing a handle behind the torso begs the existential question: aren't we all really just being moved by someone or something?

Then there's the creepy harvesting tool named "Noggin." Yikes. You can get this nightmare fuel for 500 V-bucks.

In addition to the dummy, the "Sand Shark Driver" skin can be had for 800 V-bucks. She is obviously less flashy, but still rocks the tank driver cap.

Also, her item description reads "World Class Heavy Tank Driver. We already have cars and semi-trucks, and not too long ago we had a giant hamster ball. Are tanks really such outlandish vehicles? Time will tell. [Fortnite] was once known as the only battle royale game without vehicles. Other Fortnite guides and patch notes include.