The Fall Guys are officially one meter tall, with human skulls and nipples.

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The Fall Guys are officially one meter tall, with human skulls and nipples.

Update: It seems that several factions within Media Tonic are arguing about the actual anatomy of the Fall Guy. Senior concept Tudor Morris is trying to convince us that the bean contains a hideous bird-man skeleton and useless nipples, while principal concept artist Ash Kerins offers a different theory.

Kerins suggests that beans are considerably smaller than humans, weigh the same as the average pillow, and are full of air, save for a large, squishy heart. At this point, the only way to be sure is to cut the bean open.

ORIGINAL STORY: Some things should remain a mystery. The Internet's desire to learn more about the Fall Guys has spawned terrifying official concept art detailing the anatomy of the titular bean, and now we have no turning back.

According to the Fall Guys' Twitter account, the beans are six feet tall and appear to be a human-bird hybrid, with bones and muscles beneath their bulbous, squishy exterior. They have human skulls, long eyeballs, totally useless nipples, and bird-like necks and legs.

Tudor Morris, senior concept artist at Fall Guys, created the anatomical drawings.

I always thought nipples were like beans, like those gelatinous cubes in D&D that might swallow people and melt them down to the bone. Are these happy beans really ruthless killers?

Perhaps they are!

The first season of "The Fall Guys" ends in October, so perhaps the second season will reveal more grisly facts. Season two will have a medieval fantasy theme, with wizards, knights, and dragons. The beans must be stopped.

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