Your “Dragon Age: Vale Guard” character can be voiced by the man who did all the sex noises in “Baldur's Gate 3”.

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Your “Dragon Age: Vale Guard” character can be voiced by the man who did all the sex noises in “Baldur's Gate 3”.

BioWare has revealed the voice cast it has hired for Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and as Eurogamer noted, one of the voice actors has a particularly carnal credit in his recent career.

For the look, BioWare wanted to provide both American and British voice candidates. Voice actors Erika Ishii and Jeff Berg are the American Luke, while Bryony Corrigan and Alex Jordan are the British Luke.

Alex Jordan, like his fellow lookers, has a long list of video game voice acting credits. You may recognize him from Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, where he voiced Mr. Hands. Otherwise, you may have tried his other recent work in “Baldur's Gate 3,” where Larian hired him to create sex sounds.

Jordan tells us that Larian approached him “a little before launch,” when most of the voice recordings were solidified, but the studio had yet to provide an audio soundscape that fleshed out BG3's well-established horny feel. So we went to the studio,” Jordan said on TikTok in August 2023. And I was very awkward, making “um” and “ahh” noises. And I kissed my hand a lot.”

Sorry, but despite the fact that Dragon Age has provided a wide range of romantic hyperfixation over the years, Jordan's casting should not be considered an indicator of veiled guard sluttiness. Nevertheless, BioWare recently stated that it hopes fans will discover for themselves whether the game contains visible genitalia, forcing them to consider whether the penis itself is a spoiler.

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