The most powerful weapon in Agent 47's arsenal is not in his arsenal. It's right down the hall, where the one tool that has killed more bad guys than any other is located: the toilet.

If you play like me. I don't know about you, but my number one hitman strategy is to load myself with enough vomit pills to kill a horse and nothing else at all. Find a tray of drinks or snacks that your target likes to stop by, drip the poison in it, follow him to the bathroom and drown him, and you're done.

The problem, of course, is that the toilet is far away or the target throws it into the nearest trash can like a savage. Either way, it prevents them from getting on with more important hitman's work. That's why an innovative modder named Notex created the ultimate all-in-one solution for “Hitman 3”: the portable toilet.

“Enhanced with state-of-the-art military technology from Kronstadt Industries” and “designed to inflate on contact with the ground,” the portable toilet is essentially like an inflatable porta-john that Hitman on the go can deploy whenever and wherever he wants. Just stick it somewhere and it rapidly inflates to full size.

Of course, the possibilities are endless. Not only can it serve as a “six spot or drowning set piece” for hapless NPCs, but it can also be deployed as a cunning way to block an enemy's line of sight or to smash an enemy's head in when it's not in full-size deployment. It can even be used as a toilet. Conceptually.

It is the work of a military genius, normally expected from something like Metal Gear, and can be deployed at will. Note, however, that due to the nature of this mod, it can only work in the offline mode of Hitman 3 or via the Peacock server alternative project. Official online mode of Hitman is not possible.

If you are still willing, Portable Toilet can be downloaded for free at Nexus Mods. Just be sure to get the Simple Mod Framework (which you may have if you have ever modded Hitman). You'll need it to achieve the toilet assassination of your dreams.