Computex2024 is a lot. Incredibly busy. Loud. It's hot. That is, if you spend days frequently interrupted by this hellish bot, you can be tempted to trigger the scene. 

Ask exactly how I know.

I know what you're thinking. You look at that cute face and are wondering how it could possibly have irritated me, you soft touch, you. But if I tell you this belzebub spawn, this little ass of the machine, it bumbles aimlessly around the front of that booth and shouts you 3 repeating phrases?

FIRST, LET'S SAY "HELLO" WITH A SHOUT. With a childlike voice, harmless enough, but very exciting. It plays some absolutely horrible elevator music as it navigates its way through the visitor's ankles.

Then it stops, identifies the target, turns around, and shouts:

"Come here."

No, I won't, little machines you hate. I will not bow to your wishes. get away..

Finally, almost sorry, it gives you a selection of snacks from the motorized trolley on which it sits. I imagine its purpose is a lot of glorious robotic cake dispensers, but what's actually created here is a smiling, loud, uncomfortable little fool riding on a stimulating snack chariot.

I refused to take anything. Not when I was waylaid, but again (it happens to be present in a handy shortcut that I took so often today), this clumsy clown of automata gets in the way of everyone.

If it happens that you are reading this, you know that you should be afraid of me. That's all.

I lie down.