The game gets a lot of tat attached to them to bump its bottom line — boring t-shirts, posters45 posters for unpublished games, pieces. Sometimes you get a diamond in the rough that really gives you something cool, but there is a secret third choice between tat and a real novelty

If this is the case, perhaps- okay these two bottles of wine— announced back in May (thanks, SiliconEra) these finely aged drivers of existential fear.

Honestly, wine80 is a bit expensive for some wine, but you also get a nice glass and both bottles are themed also various cardinal drinks for the game's gorgeous Sa 2B and 9S on the loop. You have to commit to bits.

I would now invite you to imagine me as one of the little mechanical lifeforms you meet in the village of Pascal, a precious tuxedo on, a fancy rest somewhere you don't have to, but it will make me happy.

This beautifully blooming, 2B entitled rufescent red is given an understanding that everything corrupts by listening to the sound of the end, reproduction and hope, the collapsing lines (Ver1.1a), the memories of the girl, and the weight of the world (Ver1.1a) not to forget. 

If it is not to your taste, its twins and delicious cherry brothers are infused with blind hatred for machines like me in the audio bus of songs Widespread disease, urban ruins— light of rays, sluggish prayer—breeze of dawn, copied City (Ver1.1a) and make sure that the notes of malaise pair with 2B To the weight of the world/English version (Ver1.1a) also. If neither drink suits your taste, you can cut me in half with a huge sword.

Honestly, the idea behind these things is just the right amount of stupidity to be worth doing. Yes, it's a low-value wine, and I've only actually aged the words of Onkyo Direct into music, but the joke is so funny that I choose to believe it anyway, plus I need to drink something while I'm wondering if we're actually getting another Nier game or if Yoko Taro is dragging his feet again.