Cyberpunk 2077's Victory DLC, Phantom Liberty, added some fun bosses to the game — giant enemies (mechs) Crab robots...Including those. I think it's really like a beetle that is six-legged. 

The Chimera 0005-C M is a Militech monster that sweeps the area with a deadly laser, although you can snag its core and get a couple neat weapon mods for your trouble discarding it. It's also only 13.4% more deadly than a set of rickety catwalks in an abandoned garage somewhere. No, really.

At the start of Phantom Liberty— the gentle of spoilers to follow—players will have to make their way to Dogtown. To do this, V need to cross the garage under the district stadium. I say garage, but what I mean is a yawning chasm full of wrecked cars and sidewalks made of sheet metal.

I didn't have much trouble with it, given that it was a cute little ration section and my knife boy was a reflex/cool powerhouse that could wave at the best. Apparently, 260 million of you did, but otherwise you wouldn't have read this.

As CDPR revealed on its official Twitter account (thanks, GamesRadar), the three worst bosses of Phantom Liberty are: More than 3 million chimeras, more than 2.9 million kills, more than 2.6 million rattles, and a set of OSHA violations catwalks.

"Songbird may have regretted her choice of merc after seeing so many Vs fall over before reaching the Dogtown wall," read the post, and, yes, perhaps fortunately, for both V and Songbird, Cyberpunk2077 is not one of the games where your death is a Canon 1 — but it's a good idea. So my V completely nailed the first obstacle course in the main timeline of the game because it didn't fall to his death at least once. That's my story and I'm stuck with it.

Just for some quick, back-to-the-point diner napkin math: 2.6 million is about 3 percent of the 86.6 million. That means the giant laser-fired mechs, which cost trillions of euros, are only 13.4% more deadly than some catwalks in abandoned garages. All that was needed to get Adam Smasher out was to trick him into becoming a Ninja Warrior contestant.

Honestly, it's kinda fitting for the capitalist, profit-driven hellscape of Cyberpunk 2077 - the true horror of the city at night is a rhino stalking its streets.