Yoda is a lot of things — a Jedi Master and a Master in the form of an Ataru Lightsaber. A wise sage who advised legendary Luke Skywalker in the way of the Force. He is also available in Fortnite as a cosmetic, and is full of small backpacks to prevent him from falling over, bless him.

He was also exiled to Digital Fortnite Purgatory for crimes against the game engine, the most serious crimes by any metric. Yoda, banned from Fortnite, turned into green spaghetti. Well, am I going to steer away from the crease little guy dialect or am I not going to finish writing this.

During the 5/4 Star Wars Crossover event there were several items added to the shop. Cliff Also Doing these include a small Yoda that can be worn as a backpack for 1,000 V-bucks, which has become one of my favorite images on the Internet

As highlighted in one iFireMonkey on twitter, Yoda was sent to the dungeon — and you can see it on your phone. You might want to prepare your brain for this sentence — "Wear Yoda backbling"

As shown below, Yoda turns easily into a ream of horrible green spaghetti to watch the lobster dance.

This was later confirmed to be an issue with the Fortnite Status Twitter account.: "We temporarily disabled Yoda Back Bling while the team was working on a fix because of an issue that could be causing a crash for some players. We also removed Yoda and disassembled C-3PO, Dago Baruk from the shop."

What's broken down here is an adjective, not a verb — C-3PO cosmetics is literally a broken down droid — the idea that Epic Games has broken down dear C-3PO piece by piece to work with Yoda is helping me stick through my fear.

The Epic doesn't give any words about when Yoda will be released from his hellish prison, but given that this is a primo battle pass item with a major crossover, I can't imagine Star Wars enthusiasts waiting long.