Yeah, Bethesda's physics never disappoint, and Starfield is no exception, with a truly impressive physics engine that can handle (understandably, given the rig's frame rate tank and whining) thousands of potatoes crammed into a room. PC Gamer's Lauren Morton also had fun shoving all sorts of potatoes into the same locker.

I've seen the Rube Goldberg machine and Milk Lane at New Atlantis, but most of these experiments are just things ...... by falling over. Gravity is beautiful, but predictable. Put a milk carton in the air and it will fall, just like a cheese wheel or a tax. Earlier this week, however, player Joshohoho had the opportunity to build Starfield's largest industrial salad tosser.

Behold. The wonders of the universe do not reside in the stars, the solar system, or the wonders of natural life, but in the humble lettuce and tomato. Frankly, it's comforting to see. No matter how scary the universe may be, there is always a big salad toss in my mind.

However, one comment from Joshohoho struck me." Have you seen my other salads?" Oh, he is a hobbyist. That's respectful. Let's see what else he does. Oh. Oh no. The physics test with the salad continues. Here, they use the power of the gravity well to terrorize innocent bystanders and shove them into a green ball like the huddle in Inside.

They use the same power to suck Andreja into a salad-themed torture chamber. Andreja survives in the salad box and survives many more rounds. Since there is no dressing, he has to scream.

A month later, we discover their obsession, although we have come to associate the name joshohoho with demonic laughter. A horde of salads unfolds from a line of Zero G's, like a rift in reality spilling out of a Lovecraftian salad god.

It even seems as if the salad and the NPCs have become indistinguishable. 'I've had enough of these salad videos. It flops around the salad tosser, hangs suspended for a moment in weightlessness, then collapses back into the turbine and repeats the same thing.

We don't know why such an inhuman horror was created. Perhaps it is a love of vitamins, or fiber, or a tragic accident involving spinach; it is clear that Joshohoho used console commands for most of these, but the turbine itself and its weightless cycle can actually be found in the game . They can be found on the Deimos armored transport, an abandoned spaceship near Grissom, Alpha Centauri.