These "Mount & Blade 2" mod beard babies may mean I will never sleep soundly again.

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These "Mount & Blade 2" mod beard babies may mean I will never sleep soundly again.

Look, I'll tell you from the same perspective as you: this is a minor modification. It's a minor modification. It's a minor modification. But it's also the worst and most wonderful thing I've ever seen.

Bearded Babies for Mount and Blade 2 adds beards to Mount and Blade 2 babies. If you're fed up with your young warlord not being taken seriously by anyone, then assert your manhood by adding mutton chops to that baby. Show some respect as someone, friend or foe, takes you whimpering to your crib, saying it looks like you need a nap, made by a modder named xjoverax, apparently the first modder ever to do so. Here's a carrier I'm interested in watching.

I know what you're thinking: "Joshua!" --you can call me Josh! You can't play a baby in Mount & Blade 2! What the hell are you talking about?" That's the problem, dear readers: for best results, xjoverax recommends using another mod called "Detailed Character Creation" with "Bearded Babies". With this mod, you can roll characters of any age, including babies and toddlers.

The creator also recommends installing Miscellaneous Patches for Designer225. You may choose not to do so. Your preference. [In the description of Nexus Mods, xjoverax states, "If you've ever wanted to spice up your baby play, go ahead. To install, drop the downloaded BeardedBabies folder into the steamappscommonMount & Blade II- BannerlordModules directory. Once that is done, switch on the game's launcher and make sure it is placed above the "Native" module. Then, hooray, young king.

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