Forget buying a new graphics card, don't worry about replacing your old Celeron CPU, the 256GB hard drive still works.

It's the Bathtub Geralt (opens in new tab). It is available now on Amazon (opens in new tab) for $62.75.

With this 8-inch statue on top of your rig, you may not be able to achieve high frame rates on your favorite games (The Witcher 3 being the first, of course), but you can be sure you've accomplished something special in the PC gaming arena. Then your setup is complete.

Seriously, your work is now done; PC gaming is off the list and you can move on with your life. It was a pleasure getting to know you. Next time, enjoy whatever hobby you enjoy and achieve 100% achievement.