Amazon's idea of game goods and their respective "deals" are loose. The more I look at them, the more I don't know who would buy them. Not out of fear, but out of disgust. These are some of the worst gifts you can give.

"Come on, put it on, it's Christmas," they will cry. But what if your friends see it? You stay away from the camera, praying that the picture won't end up on your mom's Facebook page and your aunts will send you lots of little glittery gifs praising how big you've gotten and how lucky they are. [But if you are a gift giver and come across a bargain like the one below while searching for the best present, please consider the dignity of children before you buy.

You may be reconciled with the fact that life is fun and games, but your children may not be. Or, be honest, embarrass your children.