The Prime Day festivities have finally brought me to the point where I am on the hunt for the weird. These are not necessarily all things that would be classified as "weird."

Interestingly, some of them I would buy myself if only for the memes. But a word of warning. If you squander your hard-earned money on these trinkets, we take no responsibility for the quality of the product you receive.

Nevertheless, the following list is very humiliating. From the useless and falsely economical to the downright tasteless, this is a kind of fool's legacy. We were here to witness crimes against e-commerce on this day, and there were just as many crimes this year as on any other Prime Day.