Looks like the telepathic jellyfish in "Mass Effect" needed more nipples.

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Looks like the telepathic jellyfish in "Mass Effect" needed more nipples.

From Thane's wavy, insect-like form to the enigmatic Queen Asari, sex appeal in "Mass Effect" is usually limited to humanoid species. But there must be at least one person in the vast galaxy who finds the enigmatic allure of the jellyfish-like hanar irresistible. Wouldn't you agree?

As Game Informer discovered, Mass Effect modder Grixdale thinks his tentacled companion could use a little help. The "Sexier Hanar" mod "increases the nipples" of our interstellar Portuguese "Men o' War" by "100%" and splashes the word "Juicy" all over its curvy pneumatophore.

The mod is knowingly goofing off as a jab at players who criticized a previous mod that modified the nipples and panty line of Shepard's bodycon dress.

"Gave the no longer needed nipples of the n7 dress to Citadel's Blast and other hanals. I hope the spirit of Susan B. Anthony makes me proud."

Glicksdale considered adding a panty line (sorry, "plankton" line) to the unfortunate hanar, but gave up after an hour of "trying to figure out how the hanar would wear pants."

"Proud of that? No. Was it a good use of my time?

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