It's a headline I never thought I'd write. But thanks to Sean Oxspring's wacky idea, OnlyCans is here: lusting after sodas of all kinds.

The game is an ironic take on the site OnlyFans, which has become famous for its use of prostitutes; OnlyCans casts you as the primary photographer of a variety of drinks. It is a sort of hybrid between a rhythm game and a light dating sim, but without the deep gameplay. A well-timed mouse or button press will give you a sexy shot of the soda you're currently hitting on, or a light spray on the other person's can. You are rewarded with a satisfying click before the contents of the can are splattered all over the place.

The game is really clever and the humor shines through the different personalities. Lemon Party loves mornin' and champagne sorbet, and hates motorcycles and jeans. Each can is fully voiced, immersive, and an unexpectedly juicy experience.

OnlyCans is free, and is crafted with considerable attention to detail, with each soda offering a different aesthetic, from Cherry Pop's lace lingerie to Juicy Melon's Harajuku street style. The main menu theme is also not unlike a sexy game of "Catherine," with a slurpy jazz piano playing in the background. You'll never look at canned food the same way again.