The Elder Scrolls game takes place in the world of Tamriel, and the key to this world is the chair. You can try to use a cane while standing up in Skyrim. In a fairly obvious brand tie-in, Noblechairs, a company that offers seating solutions that "combine the latest in ergonomics and sports-inspired design," is releasing an "Elder Scrolls Online" themed chair.

(To be fair, it looks a little sportier than this unfortunate customer; we still don't know why Twitch was banned.)

What is there to say about chairs? Perhaps now is the time to invoke Plato's "theory of forms," the idea that even if all the chairs in the world were destroyed, the inviolable and timeless idea of the chair would remain in the human mind. All objects are merely imitations of this ideal chair. Who can say that this "Elder Scrolls Online" is not very close to its essence, the soul of the chair?

The chair is based on an existing Noble Chair model, the HERO. The design is "fused with premium grade black and gold PU leather, gold stitching, and high-definition embroidered artwork" (the PU leather is artificial).

To be notified when this chair becomes available, you can sign up here. No price is listed, but the type of chair is the modestly named HERO, which usually sells for around $500 (as did the old Fallout tie-in.) Compared to the Elder Scrolls wedding ring, which costs $1,000, this is a steal.